Fiona makes frothy stuff & tries to organise the other members of Stone Consortium – unsuccessfully. It’s like knitting fog.

Jain knits things to keep her fingers out of trouble. But occasionally she pokes people in the eye. Usually in Morrisons.

Captain Jack is our construction & livestock expert. He has years of experience in absolutely everything apart from lingerie design. And even then he keeps an eye out.

Daz is our webmaster, pop-star and all-round technological thingy bloke. After 9pm he likes to be known as ‘Maureen’